Mayberry Melonpool is the television-addicted, somewhat clumsy, not-all-that-intelligent Captain of the "Steel Duck." Oh yeah, and he's obsessed with getting a date. In short, he doesn't have a lot going for him.
Old Ralphie is the only survivor from the original Melonpool universe that we've encountered so far. He's essentially the product of Ralphie being caught in a 30-year time loop. He's currently searching through time and space for his lost wife and son.
Ah, the unglamorous side of time travel they always leave out!
We’re gonna get you back… to the bathroom!
Gil’s okay. I can vouch for that.
I forgot about that! For those of you interested in what happened to Old Ralphie and Roberta II’s child, Gilligan Tiberius Zinobop, check out Rangers!