Ralph Zinobop is the inventor of the "Steel Duck." He is eager to enter the next phase of his plan: to make money off his inventions to regain his rightful place as ruler of the Planet Zinobop — a planet that he was exiled from by his paranoid father several years ago. His other hobbies include wild get-get-rich schemes and drinking copious amounts of coffee. He also has a terrible temper.
Sammy the Hammy is a genetic experiment gone horribly awry. Sammy is part of the ship’s equipment (he’s the engine) as well as a member of the crew. For this reason, Ralph never bothered giving him a name and he remained known as “Hamster 42” for much of his life.
uh oh, next diet fad??
So Sammy just got a dose of The Black Blood of Zinobopp.
This can only end in Fun…
Well, he DID talk about inventing that Slim-Fast… :p
I knew that coffee was a good laxative, but this is ridiculous!
Conservation of mass FTW!
Whoever is on janitorial-detail is in for a special surprise . . .