Mayberry Melonpool is the television-addicted, somewhat clumsy, not-all-that-intelligent Captain of the "Steel Duck." Oh yeah, and he's obsessed with getting a date. In short, he doesn't have a lot going for him.
Old Ralphie is the only survivor from the original Melonpool universe that we've encountered so far. He's essentially the product of Ralphie being caught in a 30-year time loop. He's currently searching through time and space for his lost wife and son.
Here we go again.
And the cloning worked so well for you as well, Ralphie,,,
And then to the writers’ conference in the 1980s to tell those idiots that Chekov wasn’t on the Enterprise when Khan was there!
… nah, that’s crazy talk