Mayberry Melonpool is the television-addicted, somewhat clumsy, not-all-that-intelligent Captain of the "Steel Duck." Oh yeah, and he's obsessed with getting a date. In short, he doesn't have a lot going for him.
Ralph Zinobop is the inventor of the "Steel Duck." He is eager to enter the next phase of his plan: to make money off his inventions to regain his rightful place as ruler of the Planet Zinobop — a planet that he was exiled from by his paranoid father several years ago. His other hobbies include wild get-get-rich schemes and drinking copious amounts of coffee. He also has a terrible temper.
Sam T. Dogg is completely out of his element. He’s super intelligent, a highly-skilled pilot and has the most common sense of anyone aboard the "Steel Duck." Also, no one takes him seriously because he’s a dog.
Sammy the Hammy is a genetic experiment gone horribly awry. Sammy is part of the ship’s equipment (he’s the engine) as well as a member of the crew. For this reason, Ralph never bothered giving him a name and he remained known as “Hamster 42” for much of his life.
I can’t say much to Sam’s line of reasoning, except… David Willis DID get married! 🙂
Wait a minute: don’t you the value of those things! Didn’t he watch the “40 year old virgin” movie?
There’s plenty of women who like toys and collecting (my wife included). There’s hope for Mayberry just as he is.
So, other than the wheelbase and weight, what’s the difference between an Italian Greyhound and an American one?
Just throwing them out?
Aren’t they worth a fortune?
I hope you’re at least keeping the models you had hanging from your ceiling…