Mayberry Melonpool is the television-addicted, somewhat clumsy, not-all-that-intelligent Captain of the "Steel Duck." Oh yeah, and he's obsessed with getting a date. In short, he doesn't have a lot going for him.
I might be worried that Mayberry might start drinking because of this, but I believe we’ve established that he can’t afford anything more expensive than water.
I might be worried that Mayberry might start drinking because of this, but I believe we’ve established that he can’t afford anything more expensive than water.