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Dr. Ruppert

Dr. K. Ivan Ruppert is the doctor aboard Johnny Space Commander's spaceship, the USS Mainway. His first name is Kilroy and he's rumored to have distant relatives living on Earth who may or may not work in convenience stores.

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: No Slime Like the Present
First Appearance: Come on, Eileen

Johnny Space Commander

Womanizing captain of the USS Mainway. Among other people, he's currently dating Eileen.

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: Darth of Ideas
First Appearance: Come on, Eileen

Ralphie Zinobop

Ralphie Zinobop is an "evil" clone of Ralph Zinobop. Since Ralph was already evil, Ralphie popped out warm, caring and generally the nicest guy you’ll ever meet — essentially, he’s everything that the original Ralph is not. In addition to his personality, Ralphie is left-handed (Ralph is a “righty”), his DNA winds the opposite direction and his fingerprints are reversed.

Comics: 62
Recent Appearance: Pairodorks
First Appearance: Past Tense

Roberta Smeffinfeffer

Roberta Smeffinfeffer is level-headed, if not a little bit insecure. She has the tendency to follow her heart a little too much. Case in point: she's also Ralph (and Ralphie's) ex-wife. She has a background in space biology and studies medicine for awhile. She currently serves as doctor aboard the "Steel Duck."

Comics: 33
Recent Appearance: Hell Froze Over
First Appearance: The Other Shoe

Slime Lord

A giant snail gangster has a price on both Mayberry (who he thinks is named "Mulberry Melonhead") and Ralph. His base of operations is on Mollusca 7, a wretched hive of scum and villainy. No relation to Jabba the Hutt.

Comics: 15
Recent Appearance: Low Resolution
First Appearance: Slime Lord!

Whitley

A GRAISE crewman aboard Johnny Space Commander's spaceship, the USS Mainway. He's about the equivalent of Mayberry intelligence-wise. He's considered the general purpose crewman by Johnny and his crew.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: No Slime Like the Present
First Appearance: Dumb Luck

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No Slime Like the Present

Jan24
on January 24, 2016
Chapter: Layoffs
Characters: Dr. Ruppert, Johnny Space Commander, Ralphie Zinobop, Roberta Smeffinfeffer, Slime Lord, Whitley
Location: Mollusca 7

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Discussion (4) ¬

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    Jen Aside
    January 24, 2016, 11:02 am | #

    I prolly wouldn’t put it past the real Mayberry and Ralph to pretend to be a girl and a clone, too

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    Axonite
    January 24, 2016, 3:44 pm | #

    …Maybe he made the foolish mistake DIShonestly?

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    Marscaleb
    January 24, 2016, 8:49 pm | #

    Oh right, he was scarred by the salt. and here I thought he was more transparent than I thought and had just eaten.

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    Pablo Atristain
    January 26, 2016, 7:35 am | #

    If Mayberry was there, he would try the “These Are Not the Dro… People You Are Looking For” line.

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