Sam T. Dogg is completely out of his element. He’s super intelligent, a highly-skilled pilot and has the most common sense of anyone aboard the "Steel Duck." Also, no one takes him seriously because he’s a dog.
Vic was Mayberry‘s former boss and the owner of P.J. O’Earthy’s — an Earth-themed restaurant on a space station in the outskirts of the known universe. Like any T.G.I. Friday’s wannabe, it’s tacky and overpriced and known more for the kitsch than the food.
…I’m sure Sam can’t wait to try the “good stuff” now!
Did Sam actually *think* his spit-take?
Coffee? What made you think I was handing you coffee? I wanted you to taste our varnish remover to make sure it was right.
If thats too weak I shutter to think of what kind of Coffee Ralph would recommend if he still has his addiction…
Sounds up to Ralph’s standards, Vic just needs the fly test:
– Fly sinks in cofee – weak
– Fly stands in coffe – better
– Fly disappears in a poof of smoke – Perfect!
Or the spoon test. If the spoon gets stuck is almost ready. If the spoon starts melting, is ready!